====================================================================== PE-WJ-Diplo [BoldlyGo(TI)]: Wake up there! Date:Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:18:01 +0000 To reply, log in at http://www.powersedge.org/?Page=Login or use your newspaper form. Direct email replies do not go to the sender. (This is intended to protect the privacy of other players.) ====================================================================== I say chaps, its all a bit quite at the moment so I thought I might as well put pen to paper. I have now finished organizing the Diopmen after sending Kashka back to the office. What a job! Talk about not knowing your right from your left or the front from the rear! Good job the link with Hermes was broken some time ago, at that time they were just a mob milling about all over the place. Now however they are an efficient, steady, solid, organized fighting machine, which is a good thing as Ive now sent them against my old adversary Mr Acanthopis. Now the last time I fought him my army had all sorts of units. Infantry, cavalry, artillery, field hospitals, mobile command centres and even a few FFSU (friendly female support units) but this time the whole lot is made up of infantry and every one of them has a long sharp sword that can cut through a 6 inch hard rubber tube and is wearing very large boots with 4 inch studs. The only mobile unit in the whole army is in fact me mounted on an extremely fast horse. To keep things simple the army has been organised into a number of divisions and each division has five regiments. For example the Household Division has the Broom, Brush, Dustpan, Mop and Washbasin Regiments. Im pleased to say that the Household and Garden divisions have now successfully attacked and taken two regions that belonged to Mr Acanthopis. Now he knows that there is nothing personal about this, as someone said somewhere else its only business but I expect his beady eye will turn in this direction. Ah! Time for tea and biscuits so must go now. BoldlyGo. ====================================================================== PE-WJ-Diplo [Acanthopis]: BoldlyGo Date:Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:51:06 +0000 To reply, log in at http://www.powersedge.org/?Page=Login or use your newspaper form. Direct email replies do not go to the sender. (This is intended to protect the privacy of other players.) ====================================================================== "Nothing personal" says the man carrying around my mom as a briefcase! Well, I got a big can o' nothing personal coming your way, Mr. Go-And-Come-Back-Again, so just you watch that your horsey doesn't fall asleep! Boots. Hah! We watch movies! We're not dummies! We're gonna drop on your little infantry heads from OUT OF THE SKY, BoldlyGo, 'cause we're riding on jets now! So, you know, as long as we aim well...and don't hit the ground too hard...Hrm...Whose idea was this? Anyway, just you watch out you nasty. -- Acanthopis ====================================================================== PE-WJ-Diplo [DearOldPorcupines]: Porcupine Helmets Date:Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:11:01 +0000 To reply, log in at http://www.powersedge.org/?Page=Login or use your newspaper form. Direct email replies do not go to the sender. (This is intended to protect the privacy of other players.) ====================================================================== My dear Mr. Snake, Boldly is perhaps not as proud of his other military innovation, but let me assure you, the live-porcupine helmets worn by all his infantry are excellent protection against falling snakes! Unfortunately we occasionally get mistaken for overgrown whiskers and a few soldiers have suffered from quill-pricks while trying to shave us off. Not to mention the half-blind army barber who tried to give a bunch of us a buzz cut! Fortunately, I'm told that in that snakeskin briefcase, Boldly carries some fine fighting spirits, er, I mean, spirit. Anyway, the barber won't be feeling anything until he wakes up again after it's all over. Mongoose Motto: A Flying Snake is a Crying Snake is a Dying Snake is a Frying Snack! ====================================================================== PE-WJ-Diplo [Acanthopis]: :-( Date:Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:33:26 +0000 To reply, log in at http://www.powersedge.org/?Page=Login or use your newspaper form. Direct email replies do not go to the sender. (This is intended to protect the privacy of other players.) ====================================================================== Well, poop! You have boots, you have pokey helmets... What am I supposed to do now? Fine. We'll just sit here and hope that porcupine poetry does you all in. You guys let me know how that goes. -- Acanthopis