WP-09-Diplo [Adam Smith]: Allergy Season
Date:Tue, 08 Jun 2010 05:28:52 +0000

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Emergency Note from the CEO:

Suddenly, the flowers seem to be blooming all over, and spreading pollen like mad...  Capitalist Students at Yale were forced to flee, sneezing, with flagrant runny noses, due to the sudden blooming of 250 flowers in the main quad. Meanwhile, the MBA corps studying the work Galbraith were likewise forced to head indoors as 200 more green shoots sprang up unexpectedly.

Some are claiming that this is the sign of a sustainable growth recovery, while others say it's just temporary weeds (aka census hiring).  But the Capitalists appear to be facing a double-dip recession... most frustrating after our earlier travails seemed almost forgotten!

We are not without defenses.  HEPA filter production capabilities are being procured, and we have deployed the first stocks of Roundup produced at our Monsanto plant.

Some are wondering whether we inadvertently fertilized the ground and brought this upon ourselves.  We take far greater pride in assessing safety and environmental consequences than, say, British Petroleum...  a board of inquiry has been convened to assess whether there may have been inadvertent issues...

The strategic planning committee has torn up the contingency plan for a crushing offensive blow against Programmer, and activated a defensive alternative...

WP-09-Diplo [Sunshine]: allergies
Date:Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:37:57 +0000

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d00d, roundup sux.

hugz,

sunshine